Wednesday, June 11, 2008

PSA

I CAN NOT, AND WILL NOT, HELP YOU WITH PRINTER PROBLEMS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CALIBRATING MEANS, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REPLACE THE MAGENTA CARTRIDGE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX YOUR PAPER JAM, I DON'T KNOW IF THERE IS ANY LEGAL PAPER. GET INTO IT.
xoxo

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry if I commented your blog, but you have a nice idea.

Anonymous said...

Peter, yeah hi. I'm going to need you to print something that's collated with two-toned print and stapled in sections?

And, ummm, about those TPS Reports ...

Yeah, thanks...

LM said...

You mean that even though you sit right next to it you can't fix it? GAH!

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