Quittin' Time

Scene: 8PM Thursday night at the office
AS to TC: Geez, what are you still doing here? Your young and single GO HOME!
AS to AK: Your old and married, GO HOME!

Just Cuz...

From To Catch a Predator

Chris Hansen: "So you didn't say, 'I'mma gonna lick you?"
Pedaphile: "Oh, I say that all the time."

Hungry for Meat...

Scene: Sitting around conference table post client call.

AK: "I want a burger...is there a burger place around here?"

TC: "I wish there was a Five Guys around the corner!"

LL: (Emphatically) "ME TOO!!!!"

A minute has passed.

AK: "Ha I just got that."

Happy Holidays!

Excerpts taken from client email:

Client: "We approve the cost below for this tool. Thanks."

MK: "[Client] approved the budget for a holiday online tool we are designing for them, for $x,xxx.00. I've included the info on the tool below:"

Shoes

A Message from the Finance Department:

I have opened a new billing code. Please log time and expenses to Task 01. Let me know if you have any questions.

My kind of client service...

This is why I'm hot...

PM to JD & JH: "If I may say, the great thing about men is that...that they just love to play. Way more than girls do."

This Is Why I'm Hot...

Taken from our fire evacuation policy:

"Always leave the building when the alarms sounds; test, false, otherwise it is always better to be safe than sorry. Clients, conference calls they will all understand. After all you can't help them if you are crispy."

Client Budget Planning

Make It Rain

Finance Can be a Lonely Place!

They say a picture is worth a thousand words! This one says it all!

The Writing's On The Wall

Got Chicken?

HS: Because of Jesus they're closed on Sunday's....

Employee of the Year

Congrats AK on Employee of the Year!

Till Death Do Us Part...

Anon: "Unveiling has nothing to do with getting married..."

Don't bug me!

KS: "I was walking here and a kamikaze bug hit me in the eye!"

MW: "How did you know what kind of bug it was?"

On Cleanliness

HS to TC & MF: I can take clutter but I hate skank!

Luke I Am Your Father!!!!

KS to RS: "Oh shut the hell up!"
LL to KS: "Ewwwww, I'm gonna call you Darth Schrader cuz your so mean!"

And the Golden Hanger Goes To...

PIP!

Pip is sporting a light blue and white rodeo-esque button down collared shirt paired with light blue acid wash Rockin Republic jeans. Not to mention the navy blue undershirt that works perfectly with the navy blue stitching of his jeans. Talk about seamless integration!

Loves it!

It certainly wasn't me

"Who wrote 'boobless' on the fridge?"

- NB, Melbourne office

Finance is not all its Quacked up to be...

Talent Search Award:

We are currently looking for a Financial Administrator for our Finance Department. If you know someone with a finance and accounting background. Please Refer it Forward!

Thanks!

Gettin F'ed up in Finance

KS: "I'm just gettin high right here sniffin it."

Locker Room Chatter - Part III

ZH: "I think I have really strong cuticles."

Does that need a comma or a semicolon?

HAVE YOU SEEN ME?

MISSING: TWO AP STYLE GUIDES

LAST SEEN: ON DESKS IN PA

About Last Nite

Will never be the same...

The Golden Hanger Goes to...

Patricia Pincus!

Today Patricia is wearing an army green fitted sleeves tank with black straight cuffed pants. Set off with a rooshed black belt and black silver buckled shoes. Accessories are key. They can really make or break the outfit!

In the land of wrap dresses, Patricia clearly takes the hanger with this meticulous thought out look. Well done Patricia!

McFlurry Anyone?

Scene: All huddled around MC's desk crashing on a client plan.

MC to KP, TC: "I need a McFlurry..."

She Got Legs

RA to KP: "Your legs are everywhere!"

Welcome back...

JH: "I leave for 3 days and come back and everybody's full of SHIT!"

Like, OMG!

GL: I don't know where to begin...
PK: Well, first you are going to have to use your brain

The Biz..

PK to KP and RS: "This business wouldn't be so bad if we didn't have clients."

No boys allowed!

RS: I'm swearing off boys for at least a week, I need some "me time".

Locker Room Chatter - Part II

Scene: Softball game



RL: "Guys don't have a lot of sexual parts on their body."

Sorry, she's in a kingdom by the sea

Again, my British colleague calls the most interesting people; or, my colleague is actually Edgar Allan Poe:



DY: Hi, could I speak to Annabel Lee, please?

How Much For One Rib?

MW Wants $6 for Chic-Fil-A

Can I have a Grande Americano and Toe Jam Please...

KP to RS - "You left your coffee and shoes here..."

Mo Money, Mo Money, Mo

LL to TC: "Being gay is so expensive..."

If I was a...

TC: "If I was a firefighter, I'd have all the hose (hoes)..."

BT: Wow, look at that Australian Student Environment Network logo! It's like a Venn diagram on crack!
CR: This is your Venn diagram on crack!





Melbourne office, Friday, 4:18pm

T.G.I.F.

TC: "I'm bout to get tow' up from the flo' up tonight y'all"

KS is soo croosh

A poem by KS

I came by
To say “hi”
But you weren’t there
That’s so unfair

So now I wait
For a later date
To say “Do you love it?”

Last Night

KS: Did you see the Office marathon last night?
RS: No but I did see the inside of a toilet...

Golden Hanger Award goes to...

Karen Jones

Careful, you'll hurt Pooty Poot's feelings!

BT: PUTIN!!! I'll take that polonium-poisoning mofo on. He don't scare me.

BOEP007B-99.1

LL (To everyone): "Well before you can do that, I'm gonna need you to sign an NDA..."

When you're a Jet...

LL to SA, TS, TC: "I'm gonna West Side Story her ass..."

Jump On It.....

JD to DH: So, who wants to bounce on it first?

The first official scarecrow!

Watch out, interns...

Pride

Scene: LL and CD are discussing GLBT research.

LL to CD: "You know more gay stuff then I do...!"

Oh my!

MW: "...I've never been so excited to see something so small!"

GOOGLE

KS to RL: Why can't I change my homepage...this is an invasion of my privacy. Sometimes you just need Google!

Locker Room Chatter

JD - "if it's wet and tight, forget about it"

C'mon already...

FP enters room: "Just order what ya gotta order for F*&#'s sake!"

On Monogamy

LL: "I'm the J-Lo of Logan Circle..."

At the Ice Cream Social...

RL to BL: I am going to get so loaded off of this ice cream. After a couple more scoops i'm going to try to get your number. Ok?

Screamer!

PC to DB (on phone): "Honestly, I'm seriously screaming. Everyone in the office can hear me right now."

An apple a day...

LM: What's the point of an adams apple anyway?
PC: It shows my manliness. The bigger it is, the more manly I am.

Anything to get a job done...

ANON: I friended Matt Cooper from Time Magazine...I don't care, I'll wh*re myself out for media. Whatever it takes!

ACTION CAUCUS: Finance

In case you were wondering how to do month-end accruals...

Flip Flopper

FOUND: One pair of stank flip flops in my cube, if they are yours then come get them!!!!!!!!!

Awwwww!

Hmm...