Loving the "ish"

Over Gchat:

CM: yeah, he said he'd get back to me soonish, like today

MW: lol. did he really use the word "soonish"

CM: no, but i did :(

MW: i think thats my new fav word

CM: ish is a great modifier

MW: stop with the frown, i like it, i'm a big fan of the "ish"

CM: who isn't?

AE: Is anyone around here tech savvy?
RS: IT

That's what she said...no really...

Email I received about 30 minutes ago:

"Is there a way I can retroactively go ahead and put that in? Or do you do it?"

Before, During and After 18 holes...

Quotes of the day:

#1.

JS: MW you are the funniest person that I know. Sorry JF.
JF: I have creeping humor. You'll get it in a while.

#2.

At the table on the golf course waiting for golfers to visit the table...
JS turns to MW: I am totally doing my kegals right now.

#3.

MW to JS: You're a vegatarian? you don't eat meat?
JS: No, well, sometimes...
MW: What are u like a binge meater?

#4.

Golfer 1 takes a tee and inserts it in the ground...

Golfer 1: I think this is too small for the hole
JS whispers in the air: That's what she said...

Golfer 2 aka Ricky Schroeder: I heard that

RFP's Gone Wild

AK to TC: I want you to massage the backend...

Keycard

RM borrowed my keycard almost 40 minutes ago, I think he's doing a number 2.

Subject Lines Matter

Subject: sit anal

I got an email from a colleague today with the above subject line. Why is that PR folk always try to abbreviate terms? Can you guess what he was abbreviating?

BTW, I sit on my anus all the time.

Hmmm....

Backpack Love...

TKC to LM: Why don't I have a company back pack. It was probably made in the Philippines by one of my distant cousins in a sweatshop.
AK: (Shouts) Don't feel bad about sweatshops, if it wasn't for that sweatshop your cousin would die of hunger

PSA - Cliche'

TO ALL: Please stop using this term. It's whack.

wii Want to Play

Scene: Conference Call
JM: The NY office has Wii.
Anon: Does Wii have beer pong.

Leggo My Eggo...Or Bacons

Scene: shouted over the walls of the cube farm.

TS: Hey CM can you logoff my bacons?
CM: sure thing, I'll just use someonelse's

Guess the odor!

Scene: Over gchat (thankfully).

I: "do you think people can smell my farts through the cubicles?"
JF: "I can smell that from here...filthy"
I: "*&@$#! Serious?!?"

PSA

I CAN NOT, AND WILL NOT, HELP YOU WITH PRINTER PROBLEMS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CALIBRATING MEANS, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REPLACE THE MAGENTA CARTRIDGE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX YOUR PAPER JAM, I DON'T KNOW IF THERE IS ANY LEGAL PAPER. GET INTO IT.
xoxo

The Memories

MW to "The Mayor: I miss KS..."
Mayor: "Yeah I do to, I thought about her last night...but not in that way."

Where's Waldo

Scene: Intern #2 and MW are trying to help AK with a technical problem. After a few seconds, JF walks up to join the group. AK continues to stare at her computer as if she wants to throw it out the window.

JF: Does anyone know where RS is?

MW: I think she went to... AK: &^$#(&

JF begins to laugh hysterically

Zip it...

AK: Hey MW come over. I need your help. I know you know how to do this. Do you know how to unzip?
MW: Well...you have to give it a beer first.

“Zen is not some kind of excitement, but concentration on our usual everyday routine”

AK to RS: "You know how I am about routine, your missing up my routine here."

Don't be jealous...

(Scene: discussing work assignments)

RS to MW: I'm kind of upset. He's cheating on me with you and AE.

MW to RS: It's okay, I'm a whole lotta woman.

Interns '08 aka The New 90210

Scene: MW walking with the Interns to Oce...

MW to Interns: Have you guys been to the Employee Lounge yet?

(some Interns say yes, some say no)

MW: We call this the Peach Pit!

(MW grins at herself as she thinks she made some sort of witty comment but to her dismay they all look at her with a puzzled expression)

MW: Oh, you guys probably weren't born then. I am sooo old!