The Most Interesting Man...

JH: "I don't drink beer but when I do..." ya' know the Dos Equis man...the most interesting man in the world.

JS: "Ya know I don't think he's Hispanic..."

Anthrax Man

Scene: ALE and JT trek into NE looking for obscure new biz drop site. Nothing but warehouses and highway. Finally find location and come across...

ALE: Um, are you accepting [client] RFP?

Anthrax Man: (nods, takes the proposal, and starts retreating into warehouse)

ALE: Wait! Can we get a receipt?