You wankers

(Scene: Sydney office. ZH, PM and EH are discussing a certain client’s penchant for speaking in management-consultant techno-babble.)

ZH: We just want to make sure they’re speaking plain English. I mean, we don’t want to be drowning in wank.

Silence around the table for a beat.

ZH: Oh my God, that is totally gross!

EH: Yeah, but it would be a killer band name: Drowning in Wank!

Bet You Didn't Know...

Anonymous: "Everyone is down with Ramadan."

No More Alcohol...

MW to TC (w/ KJ present): So ask KJ why she's not drinking? (alluding to a binge filled weekend)
TC to KJ: Why aren't you drinking?
KJ: Cuz its Ramadan...