Spare Some Change?

Scene: RS and LM are waiting in line at the ATM ...

"Bum" to LM: Can you help me buy a sandwich?
LM: Dude, you're wearing F*ing Timberlands and drinking a latte.
(to RS) He should be helping me buy a sandwich.

Taking a chill pill...

(Scene: JF and MW sit 3 seconds away from each other but just discovered the beauty of GChat)

JF: ...looking for work.

MW: I think everyone is. Its like we're all on a corner and there is only one car coming down the street.

JF: Yeah. I guess I'll just chill...

Dress up...

LVG to MW: "Can I borrow your dress? I have a date tonight."

 

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Want My Bod?

PR: I got nothing for you.
AK: For me? Wait! Come here.

(PR continues walking)

AK: PR, come here!
PR: You just want my body.

Cubeland: WOW!!!

Status Updates

Situation: A colleague joins the 21st century (finally) ...

AK: Oh my God, there are SO many pictures of me on Facebook!!!

Lights Out

Scene: TC and JF walk into a room...lights off.

JF to TC: I wish it wasn't dark in here.

They're Magically Delicious!

RS about an Irish schoolteacher she spoke with for a client: "I want to adopt him."
TC: "You know you can get the same thing in a box of Lucky Charms."

Where's The Love?

Scene: Two colleagues reunite for a client project and haven't worked together in almost a year. A line from a recent phone conversation.

TC: You gettin' a lot of TC love today dude, whatcha gonna do with all this love?
RM: I'm gonna store it for a TC love winter.

So Boutique...

Scene: Training exercise on counseling clients to go digital. After Team 1's role playing session Team 2 is asked to critique their performance. Team 2 was critiqued pretty harshly about a half hour earlier by Team 1. So it goes...

Trainer: So PK what did you think?
PK: I felt it wasn't integrated, not part of a worldwide firm. It felt boutique, it was boutique to me.