BT: Wow, look at that Australian Student Environment Network logo! It's like a Venn diagram on crack!
CR: This is your Venn diagram on crack!





Melbourne office, Friday, 4:18pm

T.G.I.F.

TC: "I'm bout to get tow' up from the flo' up tonight y'all"

KS is soo croosh

A poem by KS

I came by
To say “hi”
But you weren’t there
That’s so unfair

So now I wait
For a later date
To say “Do you love it?”

Last Night

KS: Did you see the Office marathon last night?
RS: No but I did see the inside of a toilet...

Golden Hanger Award goes to...

Karen Jones

Careful, you'll hurt Pooty Poot's feelings!

BT: PUTIN!!! I'll take that polonium-poisoning mofo on. He don't scare me.

BOEP007B-99.1

LL (To everyone): "Well before you can do that, I'm gonna need you to sign an NDA..."

When you're a Jet...

LL to SA, TS, TC: "I'm gonna West Side Story her ass..."

Jump On It.....

JD to DH: So, who wants to bounce on it first?

The first official scarecrow!

Watch out, interns...

Pride

Scene: LL and CD are discussing GLBT research.

LL to CD: "You know more gay stuff then I do...!"

Oh my!

MW: "...I've never been so excited to see something so small!"

GOOGLE

KS to RL: Why can't I change my homepage...this is an invasion of my privacy. Sometimes you just need Google!

Locker Room Chatter

JD - "if it's wet and tight, forget about it"

C'mon already...

FP enters room: "Just order what ya gotta order for F*&#'s sake!"

On Monogamy

LL: "I'm the J-Lo of Logan Circle..."

At the Ice Cream Social...

RL to BL: I am going to get so loaded off of this ice cream. After a couple more scoops i'm going to try to get your number. Ok?

Screamer!

PC to DB (on phone): "Honestly, I'm seriously screaming. Everyone in the office can hear me right now."

An apple a day...

LM: What's the point of an adams apple anyway?
PC: It shows my manliness. The bigger it is, the more manly I am.

Anything to get a job done...

ANON: I friended Matt Cooper from Time Magazine...I don't care, I'll wh*re myself out for media. Whatever it takes!

ACTION CAUCUS: Finance

In case you were wondering how to do month-end accruals...

Flip Flopper

FOUND: One pair of stank flip flops in my cube, if they are yours then come get them!!!!!!!!!