Awwwww!

Hmm...

No Means No

RS: "No...don't put that on the board, there's enough about me on the board"
LL: "There's enough about you on the bathroom wall too..."

I Spy

LS to KK: "You can call me, and let me know, that way I can watch you on the web cam..."

Happy Hour...

Any zingers folks wanna share from last evening's happy hour?

Throwback Edition

Scene: GW, TC, KB standing at the coffeemaker in that order.

GW: "KB can you hand me dark magic?"
KB: "Sure" (KB: Grabs TC and hands him to GW)

The Itch

RS to LL: "When you have a sec. we need to talk MSV..."
TC: "You know they have an oinment for that..."

Attention Wh*re

KS: It was me, I did it!

KP: You just want attention like that Jon Benet Ramsey guy!! "I did it! I did it!"

Bountiful...

"Pink Prada said...
I hear there is an abundant supply in the HR closet."

An abundant supply of......?

This sucks...

I'm freaking bored...anybody wanna go to happy hour a little early? :)

"D" is no more...

Scene: e-mail is down company wide.

KS: "Today we're just IGS"

You've Got Mail...Sike!!!

Scene: e-mail is down company wide.

NT (from IT sends e-mail): "Due to a virus in our international office, all of our email and voice mail services are down. We do not have an estimated time for resolution but will keep you updated."

Via e-mail of course.

The Queen is asking about Teapot Dome

British colleague at the next desk, on the phone: "Hi, could you put me through to Warren Harding, please?"

A bit tight...

JH: "I don't think it's going to fit..."
JD: "That's what she said."

Soo Busy...

GL: I've been so busy, I haven't even logged on to facebook once today.

Feels Good

MW: Going to my apartment to bring up my t.v., it's in SC's car.
JRU: You stole it from the office?
MW: Yeap RL slipped it right in the back...

Background: TC and LL trade funny look.

You got the right one baby

RS: I need a soda!!

Anon: You need a man

Why?

Scene: LVG walking alongside the tall finance guys

"You guys are so cool, why did God make me so short?"

Fire Safety

LL: Fire alarms sound like damn radioactive ducks imported from Chernobyl.

Trailer

Scene: KS being all professional on a conf. call.

LL to TC: "You know what they say, you can put a coat of paint on a trailer, but it'll always be a trailer."

Come Get It...

KP: "Come get this refuse, it's all wet and disgusting."

RS: "Ewwwwwwww it just dribbled on me...."

You Wanna...

RS: "You wanna see some pictures?"
AK: "Naaa"

Ménage à trois!

MW: It's gonna be a threesome...me, myself, and I.

Cat's Meow...

RS: "Do you wanna see more pictures?"
LL: "Of what? You breastfeeding your cat?"

On Mother's Day...

KP: "I don't even know my mom's address..."

"I'd say on any given day, I do about 15 minutes of actual work."

hokiejim14: i guess i should open up oracle today, what'd you think?

Sent at 3:02 PM on Monday

Can You Call a Baby Ugly?

Scene: MW and RS grab a cover of People Magazine and Katie Holmes and Suri are on the cover...

MW: Awww.... look at baby Suri

RS: That baby is sooo ugly

MW: You can't call a baby ugly

RS: I just don't understand her face

Confusious Say...

The PA Pod just ordered Nooshi let's say about 40 minutes ago...

KS: "Is our food coming from China? They better hike up that wall a little bit faster!"

This is how you Tanqueray

KP: I can't talk right now because I'm full of hate.

LL: When are you not full of hate?

KP: When I leave here. Then I'm full of love and gin.