The Most Interesting Man...

JH: "I don't drink beer but when I do..." ya' know the Dos Equis man...the most interesting man in the world.

JS: "Ya know I don't think he's Hispanic..."

Anthrax Man

Scene: ALE and JT trek into NE looking for obscure new biz drop site. Nothing but warehouses and highway. Finally find location and come across...

ALE: Um, are you accepting [client] RFP?

Anthrax Man: (nods, takes the proposal, and starts retreating into warehouse)

ALE: Wait! Can we get a receipt?

The Billable Hour

Excerpt from an e-mail I got this morning

"I took whore part off to put in the system..."

Its College

Is there anything it CAN'T do?

BG (new colleague at new firm), on the phone: "So, yeah, we're basically curing AIDS over YouTube."

Um yea..about that PO Request

MW to LM in LM's cube...

MW: leaning down to fix a typo... "So I bet you don't have people on their knees often in your cube"

LM: So I'm not sure how to respond to that...

Sittin' Here in Margaritaville

Scene: (now at a new firm), RS is asked what she is working on by new colleague MD.

RS: I don't know. I'm "on the beach."

MD: What does that mean?

RS: It means I don't have S*!% to do.

MD: Guess I'm "on the beach" too. It'd be better if we were sippin' on some margaritas ....

Did somebody say TASTY BEVERAGE???