Is there anything it CAN'T do?

BG (new colleague at new firm), on the phone: "So, yeah, we're basically curing AIDS over YouTube."

Um yea..about that PO Request

MW to LM in LM's cube...

MW: leaning down to fix a typo... "So I bet you don't have people on their knees often in your cube"

LM: So I'm not sure how to respond to that...

Sittin' Here in Margaritaville

Scene: (now at a new firm), RS is asked what she is working on by new colleague MD.

RS: I don't know. I'm "on the beach."

MD: What does that mean?

RS: It means I don't have S*!% to do.

MD: Guess I'm "on the beach" too. It'd be better if we were sippin' on some margaritas ....

Did somebody say TASTY BEVERAGE???

E-Mail Follies

E-mail from AE to TC.

"Never tempt a preggars"

Damn Good

Scene: TP hunched over her lunch in her cube.

JS: Check out TP's quesadilla.
TP: There's nothing left, I'm housing it...

You wankers

(Scene: Sydney office. ZH, PM and EH are discussing a certain client’s penchant for speaking in management-consultant techno-babble.)

ZH: We just want to make sure they’re speaking plain English. I mean, we don’t want to be drowning in wank.

Silence around the table for a beat.

ZH: Oh my God, that is totally gross!

EH: Yeah, but it would be a killer band name: Drowning in Wank!

Bet You Didn't Know...

Anonymous: "Everyone is down with Ramadan."