Quittin' Time

Scene: 8PM Thursday night at the office
AS to TC: Geez, what are you still doing here? Your young and single GO HOME!
AS to AK: Your old and married, GO HOME!

Just Cuz...

From To Catch a Predator

Chris Hansen: "So you didn't say, 'I'mma gonna lick you?"
Pedaphile: "Oh, I say that all the time."

Hungry for Meat...

Scene: Sitting around conference table post client call.

AK: "I want a burger...is there a burger place around here?"

TC: "I wish there was a Five Guys around the corner!"

LL: (Emphatically) "ME TOO!!!!"

A minute has passed.

AK: "Ha I just got that."

Happy Holidays!

Excerpts taken from client email:

Client: "We approve the cost below for this tool. Thanks."

MK: "[Client] approved the budget for a holiday online tool we are designing for them, for $x,xxx.00. I've included the info on the tool below:"

Shoes

A Message from the Finance Department:

I have opened a new billing code. Please log time and expenses to Task 01. Let me know if you have any questions.

My kind of client service...