No Means No

RS: "No...don't put that on the board, there's enough about me on the board"
LL: "There's enough about you on the bathroom wall too..."

I Spy

LS to KK: "You can call me, and let me know, that way I can watch you on the web cam..."

Happy Hour...

Any zingers folks wanna share from last evening's happy hour?

Throwback Edition

Scene: GW, TC, KB standing at the coffeemaker in that order.

GW: "KB can you hand me dark magic?"
KB: "Sure" (KB: Grabs TC and hands him to GW)

The Itch

RS to LL: "When you have a sec. we need to talk MSV..."
TC: "You know they have an oinment for that..."

Attention Wh*re

KS: It was me, I did it!

KP: You just want attention like that Jon Benet Ramsey guy!! "I did it! I did it!"

Bountiful...

"Pink Prada said...
I hear there is an abundant supply in the HR closet."

An abundant supply of......?