Sometimes you feel like a "poke," sometimes you don't...

RS: I have't done my facebook monitoring yet!

MW: Me neither, I have been super busy...

RS: I have to go on to "poke" Puffy

(signing on to Facebook "where everyone can join")

RS: WHAT! He didn't "poke" me back...The bastard!

Potty Mouth

The situation: RS runs into the evil MAH in the bathroom. After dodging mercury poisoning rays, RS relays story to TC, who's only question is: "Did she pee standing up?"

While hard to say, we're pretty sure she did ...

Not So Smooth Drink Convo.

Scene: Few bottles of wine and great conversation, then....

KJ to Everyone: Vaseline is universal.

Toe Jam

DK to PMcM (in the ladies room): "I can just tell, I need to get my hair cut."

PMcM: "I know, your hair is like my toe nails - I need them to be just the right length. No one else knows when they're too long, but I just have to cut them."

Fish or Cut Bait

LL: I don't fish, 'cause I don't like to touch dead things.

Client 9

Scene: Behind the scenes at a client event reading an article about Elliot Spitzer
TC: "You know what's disgusting? The fact he paid $80k"
CD: "Now that's a lot of SEX!"

Poppin' Pringles!!!!

KG to TC: "Hey, these Pringles are great! I'm in trouble."

JF (screams): "Once you pop the fun don't stop ..."