At the Ice Cream Social...

RL to BL: I am going to get so loaded off of this ice cream. After a couple more scoops i'm going to try to get your number. Ok?

Screamer!

PC to DB (on phone): "Honestly, I'm seriously screaming. Everyone in the office can hear me right now."

An apple a day...

LM: What's the point of an adams apple anyway?
PC: It shows my manliness. The bigger it is, the more manly I am.

Anything to get a job done...

ANON: I friended Matt Cooper from Time Magazine...I don't care, I'll wh*re myself out for media. Whatever it takes!

ACTION CAUCUS: Finance

In case you were wondering how to do month-end accruals...

Flip Flopper

FOUND: One pair of stank flip flops in my cube, if they are yours then come get them!!!!!!!!!

Awwwww!

Hmm...